cheney 

See liar, fraud, scum

Moron 1: It's appalling that Edwards brought up Cheney's gay daughter in the debates, while discussing Bush's opposition to gay rights. What a low blow.
Moron 2: Yeah, thats really low. Let's go shoot some beer cans.

cheney by Alan. May 12, 2006

Cheney 

The reincarnated grinch who has mastered the art of puppetry.

In 2009, Cheney will steal Christmas... and probably Thanksgiving, too.

Cheney by The one non-Republican Texan September 9, 2006

cheney 

to shoot someone in the face

That guy cheney'd his old lady. It took the mortuary a whole week to get her face back for the viewing.

cheney by 217truth December 13, 2008

cheney 

1. To have no heart (In reference to Vice President Cheney's several heart operations)

Why are you actin' so cheney? Just go over there and ask her out.

cheney by dcland January 6, 2007

Cheney 

An attempt to annihilate the whole of western society through stubbornness, ambition, and ignorance- one duck (and human) at a time.
Also referred to someone trying to be a part of society, yet failing.

"That guy was such a Cheyney- OMG what a loser"
"Eugh.. LOL.. you are such a Cheney"

Cheney by Lillylyd November 11, 2006

cheney 

A genuinely kind and caring individual who will always be there to listen to your problems. Generally are great artists and are sometimes super gay as well. Cute yet easily provoked, which makes them even cuter. Overall a great person who everyone should know. However their fighting, wrestling, thumb wrestling, tic tac toe, and juggling skills are somewhat lacklustre. Also they have an odd musk.

Ulysses S. Grant: I was having a bad day, but Cheney totally cheered me up.
Cornelius Swartwout: Look at this totally gay picture Cheney drew.
Diogo Dias: After I teased her about her juggling, she challenged me to a fight which she lost. Classic Cheney.

cheney by awsumyo June 12, 2015

cheney 

verb: cheney, cheneyed, cheneying

1) missing something by a country mile

2) to aim for the broad side of a barn and hit a lawyer

3) hunting when drunk and blind as a bat

4) taking lawyers out of season

5) premature ejaculation

"What the fuck are you shootin at, Bobby Sue? You almost go me instead, you fucking idiot! You go to hell, Clint! It's the first time I cheneyed my shot in over a week!"

"Hey caddy, get me a 6-iron! I'm in no mood to cheney this putt!"

"Honey, get me some paper towels. I went to piss in the toilet but got it all over the seat. I cheneyed the direction of my stream again. Oops."

"Darling, I think I just cheneyed in my underwear. Get me a smoke, will ya. "Marvin, I'm so sick and tired of you cheneying early and falling asleep ten seconds later. Get your own cigarette, you inadequate moron!"

cheney by SnowyOwl April 9, 2006