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Cheesus Christ

Our God, Father, and the holy spirit of cheese. A combination of cheese and Jesus. Using His name in vain will result in being straight to Heck for eternal torment and suffering.
Example One:
Joe: Hey man did you pray today?
Bob: Of course I did, bless our lord, Cheesus Christ.

Example Two:
Bob: Bro did you just run over a child?
Joe: Cheesus fricking Christ does this matter?
Joe: *sent to heck*
by Dropleto December 10, 2019
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Mac and Cheesus

A type of mac n cheese sent from heaven by the gods. It can be found in normal retail stores. It consist of shapes of Jesus, a Cross, and a fish. The divine meal is revered by highschoolers everywhere. It is said to heal your soul and is only ten minutes to a miraculous meal. They join in large congregations to partake in the consuming of the Mac and Cheesus. Many view this practice as unusual, but these people have clearly not eaten Mac and Cheesus.
Damn that Mac and Cheesus was divine!
by Bobert Hoppey November 7, 2018
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Cheesus Fries and Crust

Rephrased "Jesus fucking Christ!" so it can be use in front of small humans and work humans.

An expression of strong surprise, disappointment or distress.
- Mommy, i lost my mittens at school again!
- Cheesus fries and crust, Tommy, its fifth pair of mittens this month!
by 100hampsters October 9, 2020
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Cheeseman

Cheeseman (chee-z ma-an) noun

This word is generally used to describe an insincer, cheesy shyster. A greasy kinda guy with a used car salesman vibe.
OMG don't fall for that. He is Cheeseman!
by Dragonlady58 December 30, 2020
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cheesemare

A nightmare produced by the ingestion of a large amount of cheese just before you go to bed.
I shouldn't of ate all that aged cheddar before i went to bed, i had the harshest cheesemare last night.
by Remedy X April 24, 2005
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CheeseMongrel

A game which originated in the state of Maine, in the United States of America. The game is continuous, much like The Game. The first person to tell someone else that they are a CheeseMongrel wins, but then no one else may say the word until the next day.
Gene: Hey Casey, you're a CheeseMongrel!
Casey: I already said it today. Try again tomorrow.
Gene: Aww man...
by FSM129 February 16, 2009
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Cheesemonkey

A person who uses the same move over and over again when playing a fighting game.
Stop picking Ken and using his Shoryuken over and over! You're such a Cheesemonkey!
by Nekohime October 27, 2009
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