Cheese Dick

n.1)man who has sex with a woman who has a yeast infection

n.2)silly person that looks foolish

1) Aw man, I'm such a cheese dick. That girl I was bangin had some cottage cheese lookin shit in her hooha.
2)Look at that cheese dick buying the Mariah Carey album.

by the Barbie twins August 20, 2004

cheese dick

An uncircumsized male.
Named due to the smegma or 'cheese' that gathers under and around the foreskin.

Yuk...Glad Im not a cheese-dick.

by Diego November 4, 2003

cheese dick

a man who complains about something, when it is his own fault.

Would you like some wine to go along with your cheese dick?

by not a cheese dick February 28, 2011

cheese dick

Alternate for Dickhead. Cheese Dick refers to persons from the upper midwest of nordic decent. Cheese head becomes Cheese Dick. This also applys to dim-witted Minnesotans as well. You betcha!

Hey Guido, can you believe that cheesedick just stopped to let me fuck him outta this parking space?

Instead of saying move it buddy this cheesedick says"excuse me".

These cheesedicks never stop talkin' about nothin'.

by rodz June 10, 2005

cheese dick

matts unclean penis involving cheese activities

unwashed penis indicates build up of yellow cheese in other words cheese dick

by jesus farmer July 10, 2006

cheese dick

A man who has been given the unfortunate burden of an unhealthy build up of smegma on the penis due to a combination of poor hygiene and just really bad genes.

Jesus fuck, y'know what Gezelle told me? That Chris is a smelly cheese dick.

by The Swindler May 13, 2005

cheese dick

When you dip your dick in cheese and get a midget girl to lick it off and then stick it in her ass.

Man, look at that midget bitch, I'd love to cheese dick her.

by Mace from Spiffeh land September 4, 2008