toasted cheese sandwich 

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

emuff said

toasted cheese sandwich by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) October 25, 2003

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich 

A situation where something is rotten in the state of Denmark, your jester is clearly dead, or your uncle has clearly murdered your dad and married your mom.

Horatio: Dude, is this Yorick?!
Steve: Shit ... I didn't order this Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich!

Hamlet-n-cheese sandwich by ThingNamer2000 September 20, 2016

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich

A bust, a shitshow, something that plain old didn't work, was inadequate and made a mess at the same time. After the infamous "artisinal" cheese sandwich photo from Ja Rule's failed Fyre Fest in 2016, when rich festival-goers ran out of food and water

-"How did your Phd Viva go?"

-"It was a bit of a Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich if I'm honest"

"Moving out of my place is at short notice is a total Ja Rule Sandwich"

-"How was New Year's Eve this year?"

- "The usual, a big 'ole Ja Rule Sandwich"

Ja Rule Cheese Sandwich by DaClub January 27, 2018

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich

n: what happens when a girl with roast beef curtains and a boy with an uncircumsized penis have sex. His dick cheese mixes with her roast beef curtains.Throw 2 buns on it and you got a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

Dude, Brandon and Shaquisha hooked up last night...they made a roast beef and dick cheese sandwich!

roast beef and dick cheese sandwich by BlackOutCrew January 17, 2008

cheese sandwich 

insertion of a lactating nipple into ones spread open butt cheeks.

oh thats cool, ask her for a cheese sandwich

cheese sandwich by virtual raine August 8, 2010

Cheese Sandwich 

The phrase cheese sandwich refers to being stuck between two cars when driving on a multi-laned road. The two outer cars attempt to deny the middle drivers ability to pull off the road or to get away.

1) You have just been cheese sandwiched!

2) Cheese sandwhich him so he can't get away!

Cheese Sandwich by Doyuppi September 12, 2009

Grilled Cheese sandwich

A funky gross pussy that just isnt right when you open it up.

Yeah i was gonna go down on your grandma last night but it was like opening up a grilled cheese sandwich.

Grilled Cheese sandwich by R.B.Q. January 9, 2003