First date left cheek sneak

When you're on a first date and trying to present your best self, but the pizza you just ate isn't sitting well with you and you need to let out the beast within. So you subtly lean to the right and silently let out your discomfort, only to immediately sit on it to avoid detection.

"Dude, my date with Tracy didn't go so well last night. She just got up mid-meal and left."

"She must've detected your first date left cheek sneak, huh??"

by stinky-poop-fart August 5, 2022

Cheek Sneak

When your taking a crap and you realize there is no toilet paper left and you have to move to the next stall in order to wipe.

Me: Took a shit today and there was no toilet paper, had to pull a cheek sneak, it was a close one

You: You are a true bathroom ninja

by Bathroom Ninja February 25, 2010

2 cheek sneak

When you have to go number 2 really bad

I’m doing the 2 cheek sneak to the bathroom

by Joeg24293 July 26, 2018

One Cheek Sneak

When recieving oral from your partner, you tell that bitch to close his/her eyes and open his/her mouth (making him/her believe you are about to blow your load) then you turn around and expell vile ass fumes into your partners open mouth.

Yo dude, i gave that bitch from the bar a one cheek sneak she will never forget!

Hey dave, I totally just shit in this girls mouth, she never saw the ol one cheek sneak coming!

by Dirty Mike and the guys December 27, 2010

one cheek bench sneak

The easing out of flatulency gently, usually when sitting down, so as not to attract undue attention.

"I was on a date, so I had to pull the one cheek bench sneak."

by Craig Mengel October 31, 2004

sneak cheek

The lower most portion of the booty.

She was just sagging out with her sneak cheek.

by SkippyJohn June 27, 2017

Sneak up on one cheek

To discreetly fart while in a crowded place.

"If I sneak up on one cheek, hopefully no one will hear me fart."

by creedmoor November 22, 2004