self checkout

when one passes a reflective surface and can't resist the urge to "check themselves out"

did you see that guy pass that window? he totally just did a self checkout

by baby mongoose December 14, 2009

The Devil's Checkout

When one is clearing the rubble from their Dairyaire after a particular nasty number 2 session. Without the proper tp coverage allowing, ones finger to slip from behind their paper based armor. Brushing against ones said Anus, very much like a checkout clerk would scan a item. And when not hearing the beep of that item, called for a price check...Smelling ones fingers

Sorry I am late had to wash my hands, went though the Devil's checkout and got hung up on the price check

by Sirtymishu January 28, 2020

TJ CHECKOUT

The failure to checkout passed out, lubed up, ass up discreetly snoring while waiting for your trick.

TJ CHECKOUT: Lex Motel 6

by Splenda Daddy May 31, 2009

Wal-Mart checkout

Means you could be helping like 38 people at once but only ever actually help about 2 at a time. Like only using a small percent of your potential.

" Dude this place (restaurant) is like 'Wal-Mart checkout'. A bunch of staff but no one is helping us".

by Jurvis1 October 20, 2015

ninja checkout

A ninja checkout is when you check out of a hotel but don't actually leave the room and bank on the delay between the checkout and the maids coming to clean.

Cody did a ninja checkout so we could finish packing up.

by DankChineseCartoons June 4, 2017

Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines

"If you aren't in a hurry to leave the store, there will be little or no delay in getting a clerk to ring you up. But if you're pressed for time --- or even more so, if you're car-pooling with someone who is on a tight schedule --- THAT'S when there will be hold-ups galore... a long line in front of you, a customer with one or more heaped-full shopping-carts, one or more price-discrepancies that hafta be tediously resolved (i.e., the puzzled clerk is obliged to walk back with you to the shelf to look at the price-labels, a supervisor or the store-manager has to be called over), a balky card-scanner, etc."

Whenever someone who's giving me a ride is kind enough to let me stop at a store to grab a few items, I always try to make very sure that I have everything all "set and prepared" before I head to the register, so that I personally seldom create a problem (i.e., cause any delays myself with issues like not having the proper payment ready or being unsure of a price or quantity) with Murphy's Law of Checkout-Lines. That way, even if my driver has to wait linger than expected for me to hastily scamper back outside with my loaded shopping-bags, he won't be able to direct his impatient frustration at me --- "Sorry for the delay; I did indeed get everything tossed in my cart very quickly, but there was a long line in front of me, and they were short-staffed today, so they only had once register open."

by QuacksO October 31, 2019

Late checkout

After you smoke a joint and start sobering up, smoke a cigarette which will give you extra buzz and prolong the time of staying at different dimension.

Yo, dude, I am still a bit high but let's go for a late checkout.

by KrolikRu May 30, 2018