Chinkology

a pseudo science based in "a study from somewhere"

or any other non-specific urban legend source

used by "expert" non-asians to explain the behavior of asian/asian americans with any stereotyped custom or habit they can imagine

man, it must suck having asian parents

...

you know... all that pressure to succeed, having to get A's in every class! I know it must be hell

thanks for the Chinkology lesson Rudyard!!!

by Sugarshark August 19, 2010

cheekologist

A profession in which you prescribe ways to comfort an aching gluteus maximus. This word originated from a woman named Alexiassis Hilmer who lives on a little artificial island which is called Cape Cod. She came to this profession after a jolly ride on her two wheeler one glorious morning and found that her bottom hurt.

Alexa: Ow!
Jaime: What's the matter with you?
Alexa: My bum hurts!
Jaime: Oh, i think that you should take a visit to your local cheekologist.
Alexa: Oh, thank you!I am forever in your debt!
Jaime: *nods head in an all knowing way* The pleasure is mine.

by BCMQhatersforever February 11, 2005

Clickology

The keystrokes that are used to work within a particular software application.

They gave us one hour session on the clickology of the new web designer that is being implemented.

by entphilo August 28, 2012

Chucknology

the study of chuck norris

im studying Chucknology

by the one who is named Gibbs January 12, 2017

Crackology

An expert at crackhead logic.

Hoanne majored in crackology, she's an expert in her field.

by Iknowthings2 August 8, 2020

Crockology

The study of all things that are as they would say, "a crock of shit".

"Yeah, I studied a lot of crockology back in my collage days."
"I learned how to indenify crocks in crockology class."

by CheesecakeOuma June 3, 2022

Chemiology

Like physiology bits essentially the same thing typically a chemistry related class with some health science and biology all intertwined

I’m so tired of my chemiology homework, first I had to study a check then I had to balance elements.

by 6nibba9 February 10, 2026