Docking Ceremony

The consummation of a male homosexual relationship; when the dominant male enters his penis through the penis of the submissive male, the docking ceremony is completed and the men are mates for life.

Did you hear? Jon and George just had their docking ceremony on Saturday! I should have gotten them a housewarming present.

by icedelegance June 2, 2014

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

Turf-cutting Ceremony

The act of ceremoniously trimming/shaving one's pubic region in anticipation of the loss of virginity or the conclusion of a dry spell.

(Ben walks into bathroom)

Ben: What are you doing? And what's with all the candles?

Jerry: It's my third date with Lisa, I'm having a turf-cutting ceremony.

by gnomechamsky February 27, 2011

hi-and-bye ceremony

a ceremony in which an incoming executive is welcomed and farewell is bid to an outgoing executive.

All the staff of the organization are supposed to attend the hi-and-bye ceremony.

by uttam maharjan August 20, 2010

Alaskan Poop Ceremony

The act of shitting into a balloon then proceeding to shove it up your (Male) partners asshole. Next, you must pull a shard of glass out of your crackhead uncle’s ass and put it up your partner, popping the balloon and basically, inserting poop into them.

1. Dude I’m so horny I might have to do the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with Jeff.

2. Guy 1: why is there poop coming out of your ass
Guy 2: I just did the Alaskan Poop Ceremony with my dad!!!!

by Poop Gobbler February 14, 2021

award ceremony

when your friend decides to shower with you and put the penis up the butt and spank em in showers. And masturbate together and paint the shower with your cum and makes the bathroom beautiful. And giving your mom a heart attack.

award ceremony wapppppp

by quartz89 January 27, 2022

flossing ceremony

to have sex...

a friend asking another friend about having sex with his/her partner.
e.g so how was your flossing ceremony?

by gthx September 23, 2011