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The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!

What once started off as a simple statement by an individual named Echo: "I read somewhere that boiling water with cereal is better than milk" delved into an argument into what is better of the two: Cereal with milk or Cereal with water.

The leader of the water cereal side was Raven while the leader of the milk cereal side was TNTRay and as tensions rose, Raven gave an awe inspiring speech that said:
"DEAR NATION OF #stream-channel , YOUR TYRANNY HAS GONE ON FOR TOO LONG. FOR FAR TOO LONG THE MILK CEREAL NATION HAS EXILED US, SHAMED US, ATTACKED US. BUT NO LONGER! TONIGHT, MILK CEREAL NATION, YOU WILL FACE YOUR END AT THE HANDS OF THE WATER CEREAL"

With that Ashs aid:

"HERE YE HERE YE. BY ORDER OF THE COUNCIL OF THE CEREAL, WE HEREBY DECLARE WATER CEREAL AS AN ATTEMPT OF VIOLENCE TOWARD PUBLIC SAFETY AND A BLATANT REMARK REBELLING AGAINST PEACE AND TRANQUILITY. FOLLOWING ARTICLE 3 PASSAGE 7 OF THE CEREAL ACCORDS, I, REPRESENTATIVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH OF THE MILK CEREAL, HEREBY BANISH THOSE OF THE WATER CEREAL COMMUNITY. THEY WILL BE GIVEN 24 HOURS TO GATHER THEIR BELONGINGS AND SAY GOOD BYE TO LOVED ONES. SHOULD THEY CHOOSE TO IGNORE SAID JUDGEMENT, THEY WILL BE GIVEN PUNISHMENT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE"

(credits to Ash1001 for most of the information)
Remember 15/02/2021?

yeah, the time of The Cereal War Of Ranboo's Stream Channel!

The day where we all had a war over what was right to eat with cereal, water or milk.
Where Philza Minecraft himself stated that "when you are hungry, anything works. however milk or dry would be better"
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Cereal Grapist

An individual who tends to add grapes to his or her cereal for breakfast.
My lucky charms were topped with so many grapes, my little sister called me a cereal grapist.
by Jack Mehoff II August 1, 2008
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Jen: Moss, what did you have for breakfast this morning?

Moss: Smarties cereal

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When you and a buddy pour some cereal (Cheerios most of the time) and sit on a table and chat about personal issues.
John: Hey man lets have a Cereal Session

Brandon: hell yeah!

(John and Brandon pull up a seat and begin talking as their eating cereal.)

John: Hey whats up how life man?

Brandon: Dude I think my girlfriend is cheating on me.

John: why man?

Brandon: cause I think I might have herpes, my balls itch.

John: aww man that fucking sucks.

John: Yeah, Last week I was on vacation. I saw some chick and she was all over me man and then she told meet meet her in room 201.

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When your hands are so paper, they are like fruity pebbles in milk. It instantly goes soggy at the first sign of any downturn of a stock.

Usually those with cereal hands are the paper bitch to those with paper hands.
(Stock goes down 50%) Diamond hands: “Can’t lose anything if you don’t sell”

(Stock goes down 10%) Paper hands: “Maybe it won’t go down too far and I can make a quick profit.”

(Stock goes down .000000005%) Cereal hands: “My life savings! HALP n’ SELL”
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NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL

WHAT YOU DO IS STAND A HOT CHICK ON HER HEAD STRETCH HER SNATCH SUPER WIDE THEN POUR IN SOME FRUIT LOOPS THEN FILL IT FULL OF MILK AND WHILE SHE BLOWS YOU YOU EAT THE CEREAL WITH A SPOON THATS A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL BABY
MAN SHES SO FUCKN HOT I WANT TO GIVE HER A NORWEIGEN CEREAL BOWL!
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