Celine Dion

An excellent and perfect type of record to launch off city rooftops in Montreal.

Wow! Did you see Celine Dion almost cut that french guys head off! Awesome!

by squivo August 7, 2010

Celine Dion

A amazingly great singer who stooped as low as marrying her granddad after he made her famous.

Person 1:"Hey who is that old dude Celine Dion is with all the time?"
Person 2:"Oh that dude, she has been with him since she was nine years old, he loves watching his woman develop."

by Pinky Cat December 2, 2011

[Celine Dion]

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.

by dirty raul January 19, 2017

Celine Dioned

Verb. The act or the planning of the act of drinking, or getting drunk, or doing drugs; Adj. Describing something that has gone terribly wrong.

Verb. Past tense. "Man, I got so Celine Dioned last night."

Adj. "That was SO Celine Dioned!"

by Aerodena427 September 19, 2006

celine dion music standee

Something Duncan is afraid of in total drama island

Ahhhhhh it's a Celine Dion music standee-duncan

by Wap that's some worship and 🛐 May 19, 2021

Celine Dion

That's what you call a singer, not teenie bopper "singers" like Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus. Sure their songs are catchy, but they're not "singers". Celine Dion though, she puts all her emotion and soul in her songs. Hell, I even like her French songs and I don't even speak a word of French.

Goodbye's (The Saddest Word) is my favourite song by Celine Dion

by UltimateDoge April 30, 2024

Celine Dion

A girl too young to have a proper relationship with, requiring time and effort cultivating a platonic friendship to reap the benefits of a legitimate, legal relationship later. A euphemism for someone who is groomed. See also 401k.

Best used in cases where the pursuer is an older, well-connected gentleman of wealth, especially where the "friendship" includes making the girl's dreams come true. See also 401k.

"Who is that? She looks kinda young to be working here."
- "That's the new secretary in our training program. She wants to be a paralegal."
"Wow, she's beautiful."
- "Hey! Hands off the merchandise. She's my Celine Dion."

by Muziqmatrix May 17, 2025