celebrity name fumbler

A person who constantly screws up celebrity's names. Examples: Warren Beauty,Thelma Blair,Paris Hinton,Kenunu Reeves,Gary Boozey,Rick Jagger,The Elderly Brothers,Tommy Jones Lee.

My girlfriend was talking about some movie starring Angela Jolie. She's a habitual celebrity name fumbler.

by wolfbait51 May 6, 2011

Celebrity Justice

When celebrities and high profile people get let off lightly for crimes they commit.

Celebrity justice examples;

O.J Simpson gets let off for murder.
Lindsey Lohan avoids prison for DUI
Amy Winehouse gets let off after assaulting a fan
Roman Polanski avoiding extradiction for child rape

And the many who face a measly one day in jail for repeated DUI offences.

by Havana192 September 29, 2009

Celebritard

(n) A well-known person who believes that the world desperately needs to hear their atrociously uninformed opinion on any given subject simply due to the fact they have easy access to the bully pulpit.

Why would I care about Barbara Striesand's opinions on the economy? She's a celebritard.

by The Cabal June 14, 2008

celebrity ugshot

a pic of a celebrity, usually female or a starlet, looking so ugly it's criminal.

can be because of lack of makeup and studio lighting in a candid shot, or plastic surgery disasters and looking anorexic.

omg did u c the latest celebrity ugshot of LiLo on perez hilton?

by mayasd October 11, 2009

celebrities

They are full of self-delusion, hypocrisy and attention seeking drug habits. They are spoiled drama queens and usually have absolutely no idea what they're talking about because they're under-educated. They drive cars that cost enough to feed a small country. They provide nothing practical to society and pack-rat millions of dollars all the while claiming to be enlightened humanitarians and giving away a few thousand dollars to charity which they could just as well wipe their ass with.

Celebrities suck. Yeah.

by cerealtitties January 3, 2006

celebrity

A lucky slacker multi-millionaire. Rarely has more talent than you or me

J.Lo

by irene-o November 7, 2003

celebrity jeopardy

The funniest skit to come off of the funniest show of all time, saturday night live.

Connery: I'll take The Rapists for Twenty!
Trebeck: That's Therapists, not the rapists!

Trebeck: Mr. osbourne, you may now choose
Ozzy: Chews? alright i'll take charleston chews for sixty millionssss

by Pumba December 24, 2004