When you are banging your woman from behind, pull out and cum on her ass like you are shooting a bead of caulk down the crack of her ass then lick your index finger and run it down her ass to smooth it out.
by Starlta January 11, 2009
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The act of pulling out during sexual intercourse (anal or vaginal) and ejaculating along the crack of the ass. Can be used alone or in combination with the Dirty Sanchez, the Tony Danza, the donkey punch, as a climax to the alligator fuckhouse, etc. depending on the level of frustration and/or kinkiness involved.
That bitch didn't want a creampie, so I caulked her wagon instead. Afterwards she floated in the bathtub. You would have thought she was on her way to Oregon. Caulk the wagon or ford it? I chose the former.
by Tyrone Biggums Brother January 26, 2009
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by MrODoyle January 23, 2009
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Get the Caulk the wagon and float it mug.Pushing a female's face and mouth away from your cock while she is kneeling in front of you attempting to suck your dick
The foreman gave the secretary a caulk turndown and she was distracted and in need of some for the remainder of the day.
by #Zerofucks March 12, 2018
Get the Caulk Turndown mug.caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes
We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!
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