critically caucasion

adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.

You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.

The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!

Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”

Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”

by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018

caucasion queen

White girlfriend of a very black man...

I'm black boi's Caucasion Queen..

by J's Baby August 15, 2019

caucasion invasion

The act of a group of white people overtaking a venue, activity, or location that was previously dominated by black people.

"Shit playa, why'd they have to build that damn ice skating rink downtown anyway? Ain't done nothin for the city but result in a caucasion invasion....lord knows no brothas use that damn ice rink."

by TimmyVD April 30, 2007

caucasion asian

A caucasion trying to be asian, Or Visa Virsa

Dude, Stop being a Caucasion Asian, Its just not cool -.-

by prodger August 25, 2006

caucasion explanation

The result of having three caucasion adult males fucking each hole of a singular caucasion female specimen.

"Did you hear about that caucasion explanation that happened last night in my dorm? "

"Yeah that sounded hot as fuck!"

by BEPOPEBO October 14, 2021

caucasity

Used to describe how white (caucasian) something is.

Tom: "Linda just started a Mommy-Blog to share her mediocre parenting skills."
Jesse: "The caucasity of that is overwhelming!"

by superbassbynickiminaj July 2, 2020

Caucasity

A word to describe the attitude of one who has Sunday lunches at Cracker Barrel.

I’m so tired of that man’s caucasity

by Joemamabeoch April 10, 2022