Caucasify

Reading or hearing a non-white colloquialism and trying to revert it back to the traditional vanilla version. This also applies to white-washing a name, place, or idea to make it feel more familiar or comfortable for white people.

She could not fully comprehend the phrase 'finna be lit', so she had to caucasify it to 'fitting to be fun' in order to comprehend the turn of phrase.

The house had an air of curry about it, which was quickly caucasified by the introduction of essential oils to make the Smiths feel at home in their new house.

Caucasify by ChemiSPE August 27, 2021

Caucasify

Caucasification is the process of altering anything that isn't European to appeal to white people

Person A: did you read the article about Jesus? He would've actually looked like a Galilean Semite and less like a white man...

Person B: so they caucasified Jesus? Why would they do that?

Person A: I dunno, I wouldn't want anyone to caucasify me though...

Caucasify by jellooooshot May 6, 2022

caucasian salsa 

Original Mayonnaise that is hot to white people

Damn it Nancy you put to much Caucasian salsa on my sandwich and now it’s to spicy

caucasian salsa by E-dawg, J-dawg November 9, 2018

Caucasianly Challenged 

Any minority group, who does not receive any white man privileges

Tyrone and Leroy go to the 7-11 to get grape Swicher Sweets, and get followed all the way home by the local 5-0 , because they are Caucasianly Challenged

Caucasianly Challenged by I Have a Pepsi Problem March 16, 2020

Caucasian Falls 

A nickname of a city in Northeast Ohio, Cuyahoga Falls, because of it's sundown town orientation. Historically, it has blocked African Americans and other minorities from living within their city limits. Proud of it's white heritage, not one person has black *friends* in the plural, typically just 'that one' from way back when that they pull out of their ass when it's convenient to prove that they arent racist, but at the same time will ask a 'black' person, "Why is it that you people....?"

see definition of Cuyahoga Falls

the case of Cuyahoga Falls vs. Buckeye "The name Caucasian Falls was commonplace"

Caucasian Falls by Truthinthehouseo'lies June 12, 2012

Caucasishit

Caucasian+Piece Of Shit

"Donald Trump is nothing but a Neanderthal-minded Caucasishit."

Caucasishit by IBTAL September 21, 2019

Early Onset Caucasia 

Mental Illness found in white women aka“Karen“ worsens with age.

Symptoms include/not limited to Attacking others then playing victim when authority arrives. Knowing you're deadass wrong, STILL want a manager. Calls 911 on anyone doing anything, while black. Use police as threat to harm, not service to help, denys police brutality. Theft of music, machinery, property, wealth, ideas... literally ALL OF THE THINGS IN ALL OF THE PLACES.

Know causes include /not limited to, insatiable thirst for chocolate, Only have a tiny vanilla, raisins in potato salad, thinking Jesus was white, short strokes, lack of exercise or results, specifically doing squats.

Cures- Hennessey, Atlanta, swap paprika for Lawrys, vitD super veggies resembles eggplant in size &girth. That D taken orally, anally, vaginally & swallow juice or use as facial (can’t take too good of care of that skin!) Start by using only 1D at a time but the only snitch here, is you!

NOTE: Seeking medical advice is NOT recommended as it will trigger EOC fits due to the Doctors sudden disregard for your well-being.

FUN FACT- EOC is unique because those without it, suffer from it the most.

- Becky Snow

Knowing she was at risk of contracting EARLY ONSET CAUCASIA, Amber got divorced, moved to Atlanta, vaguely remembers drinking Hennessey, is making a conscious effort to regularly consume her veggies and is no longer at risk of contracting this horrific illness.

Early Onset Caucasia by Becky Snow April 28, 2021