cancophony

The loud sound(s) created when someone a) has a noisy bowel movement or b) has a bowel movement in a bathroom with acoustics that amplify or otherwise emphasize the sounds related to defecation (gas, the feces splashing in the bowel, etc.).

You need to install a ceiling fan in your bathroom because there's too much cancophony whenever someone takes a crap.

by jburden June 14, 2009

cacophony

Look at the new pictures in my bio.

Cacophony my bio. It rules. I have the bestest pictures EVER.

by JennfromDC August 13, 2004

Cacaphony

Cacaphony. (n) . Fake poo, the rubber type seen in gag gift shops.

Oh boy did john fool me good he left a big brown blob on the front porch and I immediately thought it was real. It was just a pile of Cacaphony.

by boggler April 11, 2023

Cacophony

a phony cock. a man's genitalia that fibs.

"look at him. he has such a cacophony. i would know i sucked it yesterday"

by shimmerypinkyprincess September 19, 2019

Cacophony

A person who is fake asf and they’ll say things behind your back and can’t be trusted.

John: “ what’s the deal with Ryan”
Justin: “ bro he is a cacophony, he is such a bad person, I need to teach him lesson”

by Xx_mela_xX November 13, 2019

caucaphobe

Irrational fear of being white.

That guy is such a caucaphobe, he awkwardly keeps trying to show how woke he is. He needs to relax and shut up.

by lomax123 February 12, 2021

Cacophony

Harsh disturbing mixture of sounds

The street was cacophony in nature

by corpusluteum August 22, 2023