catsplosion

A term derived from the free game "Dwarf Fortress," explained on the official Wiki of the game that it is the slowing down of the game's frames per second rate as a result of having too many cats on one screen, usually avoided by not taking more than a single cat on your adventure. Catsplosions have also been known to be harmful to the dwarves in the gameplay if you try to reduce the cat population.

A small Catsplosion had occurred in Will's fortress, and when he tried to control it, the dwarves of his fortress became sad and threw tantrums, destroying property and causing an amusing, yet painful-to-watch chain of tantrums that inevitably led to the fortress' demise.

by 159159159 March 26, 2009

Catspeak

Nonsensical or glaringly incorrect grammar usage, usually found in internet typing. The presence of catspeak usually indicates that somebody let their cat use the computer.

Catspeak is used by non-cats, for humorous effect, in cat-themed image macros.

Examples of catspeak:

This is too many breads!

Surrender all your nutrient.

by Anonymous B. Tard May 2, 2007

catspiracy

When one or more cats conspire, as to impede you from getting out of bed.

The alarm went off, then Chairman Meow laid on mt chest. Total catspiracy!

by such a Judge Reinhold November 4, 2016

catsploitation

Using your cat, kitten or kitteh to create images or video for internet distribution.

Lolcats started off amusing but now there is just too much catsploitation on the internet.

by Scithe November 15, 2011

catupuncture

the kneading action of a cat with its paws, while sitting on a human, resulting in tiny claw pricks in the skin, similar to acupuncture. Usually performed on the chest or breast of the human, while the human is petting the cat.

I know when my cat, McGee, is content because he starts purring and performing catupuncture on me. This does not make me content!

by Rowena Davis September 1, 2008

latex catsuits

a latex catsuit is a skin tight "usually black colored" shiny from ankle to wrist zippered bodysuit usually worn by women

britney spears was wearing a red latex catsuits in her 2000 music video "Oops i did it again"

by Joe Smith 2 August 7, 2007

Catspert

Someone who either knows, or acts like they know way too much about cats; usually creating an awkward moment at a gathering or party.

Dude: thanks for everything, we are gonna get out of here.
Party host: ok thanks for coming, drive home safe.
Catspert: oh by the way, you should try Scoop Away kitty litter. It really neutralizes the smell and makes the poopy clumps tight.
Everyone: ............

by Banky Donkey February 17, 2009