Basement Caucus

A group of Twitter lowlives in the political circle, many (but not all) of them stan accounts for a specific obscure politician, that are extremely autistic and don't leave their basements, and will never get to experience living life like a normal person. Very similar to the Election Mafia, with plenty of overlap as well.

The Republican Basement Caucus went on a rant about how a specific North Carolina politician would lose because he was too far right, although he really wasn't. He ended up winning by 7 points.

by god emperor blumpfth October 14, 2021

Cactus in Anus

Casually inserting a fully grown cactus up your anus.

"Look! Did Kate just shove that huge cactus up her anus?!"
"Yeah that's a Cactus in anus all right !"

by Hycelot July 31, 2016

Cactus Party

Two hairy people fucking

I Joined in on the biggest Cactus party at work yesterday

by titfuck69 April 19, 2009

sprayed cactus

Pulling out after sex and ejaculating onto a stubble covered vagina

She hasnt shaved in 5 days and it was tearing me up! I just did my thing, sprayed cactus and I was outta there!

by goat71 December 12, 2007

ass cactus

A large, nut-filled turd that hurts the ass upon exit.

Man, that crap hurt! It was a real ass cactus!

by Bigsteve February 24, 2005

catcubine

a lower ranking member of a household whose chief contribution is to the care of the household pets, most specifically cats. Coinage from concubine.

Though armed with a doctorate in Medieval Japanese literature, she was unable to find meaningful work, and became a catcubine, living rent-free with friends in exchange for caring for their cats when they were away.

by generous medium December 28, 2008

Cactus Hole

The prickly, itchy and often painful and scratchy state of the asshole after being shaved and the stubble starts to reappear.

My finger stank all week long cause I got the cactus hole.

Her damn cactus hole just about rubbed me raw last night when I took that ass to pound town.

My cactus hole was so bad that I asked our housekeeper to shave my bung.

by Dick Onchin September 2, 2020