CATCH 22

A plethora of diseases a man or woman could catch from an undesirable man or woman

Don't have sex with him it's a CATCH 22

by SMD111 July 11, 2017

catch 22

A woman who is so ugly that in order to bang her you need to drink so much booze that you can no longer get it up.

That chick who works on the next floor up is a real catch 22.

by Richard F Slapp December 28, 2007

Catch 22

A situation where a choice comes down to two unfavourable options, and either way is not a win.

When the town or city that you live in has only two radio stations, and they are both playing nickelback at the exact same time.

It's a Catch 22, either way your going to have to listen to shitty music.

by TheIncredibleFonz April 4, 2009

catch 22

Basically a dilemma. Something that happens which you can't escape from, so basically you are probably gonna be in trouble anyway.

A roundabout- never ending.

"I'm in a catch 22, they're gonna find out sooner or later and i'm gonna be in trouble anyway"

by gdlun April 29, 2006

Catch 22

Something where you cannot win or lose on.

Driving is a catch 22, it is fun and scary at times.

by Mike October 25, 2004

Catch 22

When 11 men come at you and teabag you all at once. Thus you "catch 22" balls in your mouth. Originated from the literary ignorance of a friend and the twisted perversion of the writer.

"Hey Patrick, want to catch 22?"
"Sure!"

by m0wgli October 15, 2011

catch 22

it's a ska punk created on new jersey in 1996. it's good go listen to it. you might like it. (keasbey nights is a good album but permanent revolution is simply the best)

person 1: have you ever heard of catch 22?
person 2: yeah, they make some incredible changes
person 1: i see you are a man of culture.

by ska addict March 30, 2020