This bxtch pulled a castro during sex and said she thought it would turn me on more... what a freak!
by §yk0pa†h!c November 25, 2009

"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"
or
"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
or
"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
by mofod May 15, 2013

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 18, 2008

A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.
by Thebighorn February 11, 2017

A teenage JROTC cadet who has no concept of bearing during uniform inspection. Commonly avoids all and any attempts to put effort into school work and plays Gmod all day.
by BatteredCock696 October 16, 2014

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
by Zkilla February 2, 2006
