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Castro

Someone who grabbed a chunkful of pubic hair from a male's ball sack.
This bxtch pulled a castro during sex and said she thought it would turn me on more... what a freak!
by §yk0pa†h!c November 25, 2009
mugGet the Castromug.

castroed

being locked up, not free or not given permission to go out anywhere.
"Im sorry I cant go, my wife castroed me to stay at home"

or

"that girls huge boobs always be castroed in that shirt. she needs to take it off"
by mofod May 15, 2013
mugGet the castroedmug.

Christmas Castro

the member of the family who takes it upon themselves to make sure everyone has a god damn happy holiday.
Christmas eve dinner really sucked until Christmas Castro made us drink cheap red wine and forced us to deck the halls.
by dave rippon February 18, 2008
mugGet the Christmas Castromug.

sgt castro

A black hearted soulless Sgt of marines who will stick his foot so far up your ass, his toe nails tickle your tonsils. The mere whisper of his name invokes fear in even the most battle hardened of staff NCO's. He is one hell of a hard charging pipe layer. Rah devil.
"did he just say burpees?"
"Shit!! Yeah, what a Sgt castro!"
by Thebighorn February 11, 2017
mugGet the sgt castromug.

Anthony Castro

A teenage JROTC cadet who has no concept of bearing during uniform inspection. Commonly avoids all and any attempts to put effort into school work and plays Gmod all day.
Anthony Castro was being a cheeky cunt today at JROTC class.
by BatteredCock696 October 16, 2014
mugGet the Anthony Castromug.

mr. castro

A teacher that has carelessly gotten themselves fired by perving on a student, whose wife happens to work at the same school.
"What happened to Mr. Johnson?"
"Oh, he pulled a Mr. Castro on Sally and got fired."
by Ms. Castro February 26, 2017
mugGet the mr. castromug.

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice.
I gave her a Sneaky Castro last night and now the place smells like a Cuban whorehouse.
by Zkilla February 2, 2006
mugGet the Sneaky Castromug.

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