Castration

Castration- to castrate (verb). To remove the male genitalia. To chop off your dick. What happens when you get married.

"Tomorrow's my wedding day, and I'm gonna get some castration!"

by anti-pro-moe February 9, 2012

castration

the end result to most hindu mythology

"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."

by lucy May 8, 2005

castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.

The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.

by analfucker July 3, 2006

castration

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.

Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*

by sexyalgeriangod May 31, 2021

Castrate

Any female that has to castrate or a cut a guys dick off is like a guy who has to cut a female's tits off (to win a genocidal war). Cutting a guy's dick off while he's sleeping is especially chicken shit behavior (whether he really raped you or not). Waiting until somebody falls asleep to show them you mean business is not showing an asshole you mean business.

The girl tried to castrate souls in order to keep from feeling weak, and it still didn't work in the end.

by Solid Mantis September 26, 2019

Castrate

Removing very special pearls and (maybe) a special stick from a man.

"He managed to castrate me, even though the knife was blunt."

by Garlic_ December 9, 2020

Castrated

To have an ability severed completely and utterly without end

The devil needs all of his non-good thoughts to be made one Kenneth David Edgar Anderson or he will be completely castrated.

by Hellsprung February 14, 2018