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Crumpin'

1) When your girlfriend or any other girl of interest including a potential bang or even your mother starts bitchin, complaining, nagging, or failing to know her role. In most cases, there is no reason for this act of crumpin and it usually comes out of nowhere.

2) Any annoyance or complaint that comes out of a female's dirty mouth.

3) An accumilation of bitching. Even if your best friend is complaining you can tell him, "Stop crumpin. You sound like my girlfirend."
Girlfriend: "Where are you. I thought we were supposed to eat lunch together today. Seriousy, I'm getting sick of this. Whaaa Whaaa Whaaa."

You: "Bitch...stop your fuckin crumpin'. I'm playin (insert your game of choice {ex: FIFA/Madden} here.) I'll see you later."
by Andrew and David December 23, 2007
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clumpkin

1. To perform oral sex on a girl while she's passing a bowel movement. 2. Eat out a girl while she's taking a shit. 3. see blumpkin
Yea, my girlfriend got a promotion at work so I gave her a congratulatory clumpkin.
by Justus Balentine January 4, 2007
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Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet
Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker
by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010
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crimpkin

Similar to a crumpkin or blumpkin, a Crimpkin is the act of taking a shit while smoking crack while a girl gives you a hand job and rim job
Damn! That Crimpkin was way better than a blumpkin or Crimpkin
by Pechanga G July 1, 2008
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Booty Crumpin'

The instance of a set of buttocks jiggling uncontrollably, esp. during sex.
Ben: "That looks like some booty crumpin' to me, man."
Chris: "Oh fuck, yeah."
by mckrider November 6, 2009
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crumping

A form of hip-hop dancing where one dresses up as a clown, complete with make-up, a red nose, and a wig, and dances to beat-filled hip-hop music.
Dude, I just won five grand for busting out at that competition with my new crumping routine! I was crumpin' it all up in here.
by ilbisaac September 13, 2005
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crumplin'

Can be used in a lot of situations; someone giving you a bad look, someone "hatin'", etc.
"Why that nigga crumplin'?"
by Tassha October 20, 2005
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