Carpenter's Wet Dream 

A woman with small breasts and loose morals.

Suzie is a "Carpenter's Wet Dream". She's flat as a board and easy to nail.

Carpenter's Wet Dream by The Original Big Daddy G April 28, 2009

carpenter's macarena 

Looking like a line dancer at a wedding, the act of a carpenter looking for a pencil, putting his/her hands behind both ears, then both shirt pockets, then both front pants pockets, then both back pockets, then spinning in a circle looking on the floor, scratch top of head...repeat.

Billy looked like he was doing the carpenter's macarena, looking for his pencil.

carpenter's macarena by dacabinator December 6, 2007

Carpenter's Dick 

When you wear pants that accidentally outline your package.

Similar to a "plumber's butt", but with your dick.

Frank: I hate it how Tom keeps wearing pyjama pants to work every Monday.
Julia: Yeah, it gives him a serious case of the carpenter's dick....it's distracting.

Carpenter's Dick by incufilter November 14, 2016

carpenter's dream 

a non-flattering way to call someone a flat-chested girl.

look at that carpenter's dream, she's flatter than the State of Florida!

carpenter's dream by KRHimself January 1, 2005

carpenter's special 

flat chested virgin female

She's a real "carpenter's special". Yeah 'cause she's as flat as a board and has never been nailed...

carpenter's special by cj old man w March 14, 2009

Carpenter Avenue 

Studio City's public elementary school that functions pretty much as a private school. There is a long waiting list,and many families move within a 2 mile radius in order to send their children here. A student at Carpenter will find themselves connected to 99% of the valley's under 20 population all throught their school years, creating an endless network of acquaintances. This is the puplic school for generally private school bred children. Although the school went down hill after numerous principal changes after 2000, it is still favored amongst studio city families. If you're in the valley, and you didn't go to Carpenter, you probably went to Colfax or some little private school noboby has heard of.

oh my god i know you! wait, did you go to carpenter?

Oh yeah I know him, he was 2 grades ahead of me at Carpenter.

I've known him since we were like 5 from Carpenter.

Were you in am or pm kindergarten?

Carpenter Avenue by xox March 6, 2005

carpenter's dream 

Flat as board and easy to nail!
First coined in 1903 by H. Cleveland Lowenbrau to describe the Baronesse of Eastern Slovovia

Your mom's lack of mamaries and promiscuity lend her to being dubbed a "carpenter's dream"

carpenter's dream by Pubert Qubert Quakenbush April 3, 2003