carpal tunnel syndrome

is a wrist and/or arm injury caused by making love to oneself

It's Valentine's day...there will be surge of carpal tunnel syndrome cases.

by Mr.Guy_Boyman December 13, 2014

Carpal Tunnel

Short for Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, a nerd's worst nightmare.

Can happen when you play video/computer games or just typing for way too long. Can cause significant pain, and numbness in the median nerve of the wrist.

Kyle: Ahh! ahh!
Stan: Kyle? Kyle? Dude, what's wrong?
Kyle: Carpal tunnel, carpal tunnel! it's aahhh!
Stan: Oh Jesus, he's got it bad.
Cartman: Quick, we need Bengay.

by cx13 September 22, 2008

Carpal bunghole

A syndrome where your ass hurts all the time, caused by constantly rubbing it against furnitures and whatnot.

"Putting that ass-rubbed finish on your new dining-room table has inflamed my carpal bunghole syndrome."

by Chipping Woodlet III August 29, 2005

carpal hero syndrome

n. A condition very like carpal tunnel syndrome, occurs when the median nerve, which runs from the forearm into the hand, becomes pressed or squeezed at the wrist due to too many hours of obsessive Guitar Hero play.

Honey, I'd love to vacuum our living room, but I have carpal hero syndrome from sneaking out of bed at 3am to practice Guitar Hero. Sorry.

by miellyn December 9, 2008

Carpal Tonsil

A condition caused by way too much cunnilingus.

After four straight hours of giving head, she got Carpal Tonsil and had to see the doctor about some treatment.

by Clarence_Garside October 29, 2010

Carpal Thumbel

This is what the Wireless Blackberry users will get if they type too much on their blackberry. Disease of the thumbs and median nerve around the thumbs similar to that of Carpal Tunnel.

I have Carpal Thumbel from typing too much on my wireless blackberry.

by Ginger Owens December 9, 2005

Carpal tunnel gesture

(n): a gesture used to indicate that one dgaf about any situation no matter the time or place of its occurrence.
(v): to motion your hand as if you dgaf while jacking off your invisible pila.

Girl 1: Woah, did you see what that bitch did?
Girl 2: Girl, *carpal tunnel gesture*. I ain't even mad.

by heyyobrotha March 26, 2011