A small town northwest of Boston, adjacent to Concord. Although there is no definitive town center, and there is no legit place to hang after school, it is still a great town. We have Kimball's. Concordians like to make fun of Carlislians, saying that they are cow-tipping hicks who live in the middle of nowhere. The truth is that Carlisle is as much in the woods as any other town around here, just ask anyone from the City. Carlisle merely doesn't have a commercial center, otherwise it would be identical to Concord. Carlisle also owns all of Concord's music programs combined. Plus, we have Kimball's.
Guy #1: "Hey man, want to hang out tomorrow?"
Guy #2: "Sure, your house or mine?"
Guy #1: "My house, you live in Carlisle."
Concordian 1: "Hey, wanna go hang in the gas station parking lot?"
Concordian 2: "Sure, we're so much cooler than those Carlislians."
Most kids from Concord have never been to Carlisle, and yet they still make judgements.
Inner City Youth #1: "Could you ever imagine living out in the woods? In the boondies?"
Inner City Youth #2: "Yeah, I know, right? Like, in Concord, they're all such hicks. I'd go insane."
Guy #2: "Sure, your house or mine?"
Guy #1: "My house, you live in Carlisle."
Concordian 1: "Hey, wanna go hang in the gas station parking lot?"
Concordian 2: "Sure, we're so much cooler than those Carlislians."
Most kids from Concord have never been to Carlisle, and yet they still make judgements.
Inner City Youth #1: "Could you ever imagine living out in the woods? In the boondies?"
Inner City Youth #2: "Yeah, I know, right? Like, in Concord, they're all such hicks. I'd go insane."
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Joe- Wanna go to a party in New Carlisle?
Steve- sure what time?
Joe- 7
steve- is that town time or slow time?
Joe- town time, nerd.
Steve- Ight
Bob- What county?
Joe/Steve- Good question
Steve- sure what time?
Joe- 7
steve- is that town time or slow time?
Joe- town time, nerd.
Steve- Ight
Bob- What county?
Joe/Steve- Good question
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