When going dutch, taking all of the cash left by others (including generous tips) and then paying off the entire bill leaving a much smaller tip than the cash payers left.
Marg ordered a $10 meal with four friends who all throw cash on the table (including generous tips since they didn't have change)
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
Marg grabs the $55 her friend threw in, and the check totalling $50 tab. Marg says, "the service was terrible I think the server only deserves a 10% tip". After paying $55 for the whole tab, Marg has successfully cardateered herself a free meal.
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I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
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Carlas have a nice body and one big fat ass! Everywhere she goes she turnes heads because its that fat! Carla dosent think shes loved by much people even tho she is!
If you ever see a carla, smile at her and let her know shes loved.
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aka. the universal signal of an ended friendship
aka. the universal signal of an ended friendship
Example 1:
person 1: "i had a fight with matthew and he unfollowed me on instagram"
person 2: "he's bloody pulling a carlto"
Example 2:
girl 1 (to girl 2): "you're such a nincompoop"
girl 3: "be careful or she might pull a carlto"
person 1: "i had a fight with matthew and he unfollowed me on instagram"
person 2: "he's bloody pulling a carlto"
Example 2:
girl 1 (to girl 2): "you're such a nincompoop"
girl 3: "be careful or she might pull a carlto"
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