Carlatio 

Pronunciation: car-lay-she-oh

:the act of gingerly applying oral stimulation or most commonly known as blowing an automobile to start it Only automobiles with court ordered Ignition interlock devices installed in them can be blown. side affects are chapped lips, permanent pucker, and bumming rides from your good friends.

Note: Ignition devices are only issued if you get a dui and often deters the accused from doing it again. Performing carlatio may unfortunately result in being made fun of and making your friends drive drunk instead.

" DAMN, My lips hurt from running errands today!" said the man. "Why?", said the girl. "Because everytime I have get into the car I have to perform carlatio to it." "Wow that really blows dude," said the girl.

Carlatio by Birkenstock Blue Sky January 25, 2010

Carnation Instant Bitch

A breakast meal that allows the person consuming it to be transformed almost instantly into a raging bitch.

Holy shit you bitch, what did you have for breakfast this morning Carnation Instant Bitch?

Carnation Instant Bitch by Debate December 24, 2007

Carcation 

Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.

Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!

Carcation by squirreltoucher4ever February 14, 2012

Protein Carnation 

A crumpled wad of toilet or tissue paper containing any of a variety of sexual fluids (semen, vaginal secretions, et al) and resembling a freshly blossomed carnation.

Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.

Protein Carnation by Ocram April 27, 2003

Carnation 

the cheaper, overlooked cousin to the Rose; its colors play a large role in its meaning; also known as "the common man's rose"

"What the hell, man...I said ROSES you idiot!"
"Hey, the lady told me they were. So...they're not supposed to look like that...?"
"What do you think! Those are carnations!"

Carnation by Xelan Ikase February 16, 2013

Green Carnation 

An amazing "doom metal" band brought together in 1990 as a death metal band by tchort (Terje Vik Schei)(Emperor, Satyricon, Einherjer and Carpathian Forest) Because of his part in Emperor it disbanded. Later reunited in 1998. There album "light of day, day of darkness" is one of the most ambitious album projects of its time, if not ever.

"A vision, a call
In times before my fall
In life before I became
I dreamed I was insane"

Green Carnation by AlphaOmegaCFH December 11, 2003

Carbatious 

Saturated with carbs

This meal was very carbatious

Carbatious by The food fairy October 15, 2021