Pronunciation: car-lay-she-oh
:the act of gingerly applying oral stimulation or most commonly known as blowing an automobile to start it Only automobiles with court ordered Ignition interlock devices installed in them can be blown. side affects are chapped lips, permanent pucker, and bumming rides from your good friends.
Note: Ignition devices are only issued if you get a dui and often deters the accused from doing it again. Performing carlatio may unfortunately result in being made fun of and making your friends drive drunk instead.
:the act of gingerly applying oral stimulation or most commonly known as blowing an automobile to start it Only automobiles with court ordered Ignition interlock devices installed in them can be blown. side affects are chapped lips, permanent pucker, and bumming rides from your good friends.
Note: Ignition devices are only issued if you get a dui and often deters the accused from doing it again. Performing carlatio may unfortunately result in being made fun of and making your friends drive drunk instead.
" DAMN, My lips hurt from running errands today!" said the man. "Why?", said the girl. "Because everytime I have get into the car I have to perform carlatio to it." "Wow that really blows dude," said the girl.
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Vacation taken with your car, in which the car is the main reason for the trip, ie car show, bikini car wash marathon, trip to pick up parts.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.
Looks like a vacation to an unsuspecting person, but really a ploy to drive all over creation to visit car lovers places, such as car shows, car museums, and car auctions.
Guy1: "So what are you doing this weekend?"
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!
Guy2: Taking The Girlfriend To Key West
Guy1: YOU ARE SO WHIPPED!!
Guy2: Nope There's A Gathering OF The Stangs
Guy1: Aww Man I Wanna Go On A Carcation!!!
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Whenever my girlfriend and I have sex, a garden of protein carnations invariably end up at the foot of the bed.
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