Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

carfisting

The act of a female slowly inserting and fucking a vehicle's gear selector.

Stacey put her brand new 2010 Hummer into park at a local Kroger so she could begin carfisting her tight pussy.

by Dylandam November 13, 2011

Carfentanil

Under the brand name Wildnyl

A super concentrated form of Fentanyl

10000 times more potent than Morphine

and

100 times more potent than Fentanyl

used to sedate large animals

We will now feed the 1000 pound bear with a microgram of Carfentanil to put it to sleep.

by ThatGuyFromLikeThatConcert3YearsAgo February 1, 2008

Carfiggle

The sudden urge to destroy everything in sight with your penis.

I'm bout to carfiggle this bitch up in here so much, when i'm done with her, old man jenkins could walk through her pancake house swingin his cane all around and still not touch the sides.

by DarrellJenkins May 24, 2008

Carfed

To have come (meaning ejaculated, not arrived) and barfed simultaneously.

Mark was so drunk, he fucked a chick so ugly he carfed himself.

Mark found out he had food poisoning while gettin some head and he carfed all over her face.

by scrumpyzebra April 23, 2010

Carfied

When you get totally fucked over by your best friend.

I had to be there by 5 but joe Carfied me by stoping in 6 places and picking me up late.

by Cgalla September 24, 2016

Carfentanil

The most powerful opiate narcotic known to man. 5000x as powerful as pure herion.

The park ranger accidentally killed the elephant with a carfentanil overdose.

by John Mann January 12, 2005