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careless wrister

An act of self masturbation in public areas such as lavatories, like pop star George Michael (who also had a no 1 hit in the UK during the 80's with "Careless Whisper)
Its his own fault he was arrested, he shouldnt be such a careless wrister! fancy having a wank in such a prolific area!!
by I. Lowndes October 28, 2006
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Cakeless

J-Rod used to be a baker, yet he still hasn't baked me a cake. I am starving and craving a cake, yet I am still Cakeless!
by ADJRODSS July 30, 2018
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Careless Whisper

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.
"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."
by tubadude62 September 9, 2011
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cerealness

The state of mind that surpasses ordinary seriousness and is used only in the most horrible of situations such as the attack of manbearpig or the summoning of the mighty power of excelsior.
Al Gore's cerealness about manbearpig is so large that he has the need to say "excelsior" very loudly in public places.
Al Gore is a very cereal person.
People are not taking Al Gore cerial, even though his cerialness is super duper excelsiory.
by Baklava42 January 13, 2007
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careless whisper

Careless whisper was a song made by the group Wham, consisting of Andrew Ridgeley and George Michael. Saddest song ever about a lost love.
If you dare to listen to this song have a box of kleenex near by.
by jerryblank May 17, 2005
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Caralissa

Most Caralissa's are blond sometimes brunette. They are usually nice have nice bodies and our kind. If you have a Caralissa that's in your life do not let them go. If they're your sibling they will annoy you but you never want to see them go. You would rather hang out with Caralissa then anyone else in the room.
Who's that person?

Oh that's just Caralissa.
She looks so sweet!
by Taylorrrre April 24, 2022
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Careless Grandma

Originated from MTV's True Life: I have Tourettes.

One of the people featured on this particular segment was 16 year old Alyssa, who lives with her grandma. Memorable highlights from the show featured Alyssa getting angry and frustrated with her grandma, particularly when her grandma was painting her toe nails, and Alyssa says "You didn't get it all grandma.....you're being CARELESS!"

The phrase spawned many Facebook pages and YouTube videos, showcasing Alyssa's temper and tourettes.
You're being careless grandma, you might as well not even do it at all!
by FerrariCarr July 16, 2010
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