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Strange version of Strong Bad, never really became famous. Lazy and has a combover. For other Strong Bad wannabes, see Sir Strong Bad or Stinkoman.

I hope you get all my particles...

by Homsar June 20, 2004

Carbbage

What Keto-diet people think of carbohydrate foods, as in garbage.

She’s never going to lose weight on Keto if she keeps eating all that carbbage.

by BambooBabe December 31, 2022

Carbage

carbohydrates that are made up of, or derived from, less than healthy sources.

a combination of the words; garbage and carbohydrate, that better separates good carbs like "fruit" from bad ones, like "corn syrup".

Alternative usage: “ carbage” a car that is not nice or a piece of junk.

That breakfast cereal is loaded with Carbage!

by Yonstermonster June 18, 2019

carbage

A car that is garbage.

That ford is carbage.

by Will December 4, 2004

Carbage

A car full of the owner’s garbage that hasn’t born properly been disposed of (i.e. candy wrappers, apple cores, baggies lined with residue that once contained food)

Damn Brittany, do I really have to make this road trip riding in your carbage?

by DoctorLou March 21, 2019

carbage

The garbage that accumilates in your car.

You need to clean out your car, you have a lot of CARBAGE.

by Lee Branum March 13, 2009

carbage disposal

The go-to person that will eat all of your carbs when you do not want them.

If you aren't going to eat your croutons, you should give them to Steven. He's such a carbage disposal

by turkeyavocadosandwich February 20, 2015