Carbondale, PA

A small town in Northeastern Pennsylvania that was once a great town to live in but is now pretty much a ghetto filled with muffin-tops, toothless wonders, and wellfair freeloaders. The only small town that is capable of having 14 year old drug dealers.

Man 1: Your wife is trailer trash.
Man 2: Don't blame me she's from Carbondale, PA!

by thePLLaddict May 6, 2012

carbondale bitches

Something you call someone to get your ass fired from driving public buses.

What happened was the bus driver called the girl carbondale bitches and they got them fired.

by t3pf June 5, 2009

Carbondale, PA

A town in Northeastern Pennsylvania filled with abandoned buildings, messed up roads, and a fair amount of toothless people.

Let's please get the hell out of Carbondale, PA .

by some ginger girl. March 26, 2011

Well That’s Carbondale

Well That’s Carbondale is an entertainment and media brand based on college culture, nightlife, news and entertainment in Carbondale, Illinois - the home of SIU (Southern Illinois University) #wellthatscdale

Y’all seen that post on Well That’s Carbondale? That’s crazy!

by Illinois Dude January 15, 2023

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

Parking the Pink Cannondale

A childish cyclists' euphemism for having sex

"Oh yes, he said he would be out riding with us today, but he's got a new girlfriend- too busy Parking the Pink Cannondale.............."

or

"He Parked the Pink Cannondale at London Bridge, thus causing great offence and perturbation to passing tourists."

by Lysander Six May 5, 2009

Carbonated Urine

Budweiser

"I'll have some bubbly piss, or a Budweiser. Yeah, carbonated urine."

by anotherdumbmonkey August 18, 2011