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by browneye July 28, 2003
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The bus driver told me to sit down so I defiantly put one leg on the seat and gave him a Captain Morgan Belt Buckle. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW, BUS DRIVER?!
by IN Famous July 2, 2010
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I saw a dude this morning who always comes into the office standing at the computers like a pirate... we call him Captain Morgan!
by Surakusa April 22, 2008
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I heard that Mike gave his girl a Captain Morgan the other night. She appears to be walking like she has a peg leg today."
by Mathers 1 August 18, 2008
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by murfdizzle April 9, 2010
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