coptard

1. A law enforcement officer who exhibits behavior that is characteristic of a human being of below average intelligence.

2. Synonym for cop.

"Man, I can't believe that coptard tried to arrest a dead man for AWDW."

"A SWAT Team full of coptards raided my son's daycare center looking for a crack stash."

by feeriker January 29, 2007

capitard

Donald Trump, or one who subscribes to his political philosophy.

Holy shit! I just took a dump that wants to run for office, but that has little in the way of compassion, political experience, or any understanding of what it's like not to be a wealthy white male.

It's a fucking capitard!

by Anomyre May 9, 2016

claptard

when you’re clapped and a retard

karen is a claptard

by ᔕIᔕ November 6, 2019

cartarded

not having a clue about automobiles. This can deal with any aspect of a car.

I wish i could change the oil in my Kia but I'm cartarded.
I'm so cartarded I don't know the difference between a corvette and a trans am.

by instantkarmaVA July 7, 2008

cartard

A driver who consistently makes poor decisions and unsafe maneuvers while operating a vehicle. Someone who lacks common sense and quick reaction time while driving. A bit different from a castard.

That cartard just turned left from the right lane.

by M. Worley September 12, 2009

castarded

1. Being in a state of goofyness where you laugh at your own laugh and anything and everything makes you laugh. Shows up frequently at work.

2. A time where Cassie Syndrome is at its worse.

3.A symptom of Cassie Syndrome.

I was walking around work tonight in circles, not doing anything in particular and someone called me Castarded and I laughed my ass off and got out of work 20 minutes late bacause I was laughing so hard.

by Friend with benefits May 9, 2005

cattard

A retarded cat unable to function like a normal cat.

Dude,your cat is such a cattard!!

by Mr Blobbykins! October 19, 2010