Application Support Analyst

This is an individual that will deal primarily with anything the client is too lazy to figure out on their own. He will attempt to find out, through testing and research (RTFM), if the clients issue is a bug. Most common cause is lazy, under trained clients that process transactions incorrectly and don’t know why they are incorrect. He will also be called on to participate in client calls that the CSM’s can’t handle on their own, QA work, training, implementation, writing knowledge base articles, writing up bugs and anything else that the rest of the company does not want to do. These individuals can be found in the break room during a 3 hr lunch; watching “Rock of Love”, playing Wii and getting a massage. If they are “working” at their desks; listen for individuals screaming “not it” when client calls come in. They are also known to be utterly useless on Fridays; commonly smelling of hops and barely. If you encounter one of these individuals make sure to not make eye contact, ask for any help or seem happy for any reason; as they have been known to completely destroy other people via IM

Client: Hi, I am having a problem with my software can you help?
Application Support Analyst: Are you a client? If so, enter a ticket and I will get to it when you are considered a high priority client.
Client: How do I do that?
Application Support Analyst: Your manager has to call and bitch more to my manager.

by Miles Mayhem May 8, 2008

application of oinkment

The application of oinkment is the only known cure for the Piggy Pox.

The only known cure for Swine Flu is the application of oinkment.

by oinkment April 28, 2009

application whore

noun. A phrase used to describe someone who populates his/her smartphone with so many applications that the person 1) has trouble locating the desired app and/or 2) forgets what apps have been downloaded, usually resulting in multiple versions of the same app or same type of app. In addition, the apps downloaded by an application whore might be typified as seemingly pointless and/or useless.

Not to be confused with the Facebook definition "app whore."

Sample conversation:

-- "Hey, download that Rotten Tomatoes app for me!"

-- "Why? You already have three other movie apps."

-- "Don't hate me because I'm an application whore."

-- "Whatever you say, Mr. 'Learn to Speak Klingon' !"

by mary_contrary February 1, 2010

Gateway Application

Also known as a gateway app.

A seemingly innocuous application that serves as the springboard to other, more addictive and time-consuming applications.

Bejeweled Blitz was the gateway application to my mom's Farmville addiction.

by bobo76 March 22, 2010

Job Application

Ususlly a blank sheet of paper with a hole cut in the center. It implies that the paper is a portable glory hole and that the applicant is going to have to perform sexual favors to get the job. Alludes to the act of applying for a job at a strip club.

Also used as an insulting way of telling someone to get lost or that they are pissing you off and are not going to get what they want.

Joe: My ex came over to my house yesterday and wanted to get back together.

Dave: What did you do?

Joe: Gave her the Job Application then told her to fuck off.

Dave: hahahaha!

by killersbytrade May 10, 2010

Application for Debt

An of offer of credit from a financial institution.

Wife: What did we get in the mail today?
Husband: Just an Application for Debt.

by Komic Kaze May 20, 2008

Crapplication

(n) quite simply put it's an application on Facebook which is utter crap. Crapplications tend to force you to spam your friends in order to use their piss weak functions.

origin: crap + application = crapplication

If I get one more invite to a crapplication from Jill I'll lose my shit!

by Kiesten McCauley February 9, 2008