crappening

When something crappy happens.

I can't believe this is crappening to me right now.

by forty cent October 17, 2011

Capping On Your Mind

Capping on your mind means to convince yourself that something happened despite not being able to remember it correctly/fully.

John: Dude, I think she asked me out!
Adam: She didn't. Stop capping on your mind, John.

by Vartegro March 31, 2021

Caspering

The art of ghosting someone in a friendly way. When you don't have the heart to full on ghost them, so you start cutting and reducing all interactions until they take the hint and give up.

Take forever to reply and only give short responses that can't lead to further conversation.

Similar to gas-lighting but without the intention of possible future interaction. Letting someone down gently.

Friend: how did it go with that girl

You: she's nice but I don't want to see her again so I'm caspering her til she takes the hint

by JasperTheFriendlyHost December 10, 2019

you capping

a hood or “ ghetto “ slang most 20th century adults and kids use . mostly to say somebody is lying or not being real .

“ i’m not going back to him we DONE “

“ you capping sis . “

by Bxby girl 🦄🤙🏾 June 1, 2019

what's crappening

Just a different way of saying what's happening.

Hey Pete what's crappening?

by Captain Ahab February 17, 2004

Hooters is catering

A generic reason to do anything, or get someone to come to a boring event.

I know funerals are depressing but look on the bright side, Hooters is catering.

by Nathan Burns September 18, 2006

butt capping

Butt Capping or just 'cappin

When doing it doggie-style, pulling out of your partner and attempting to blast equal amounts of semen on each butt cheek.

"Mary will never get pregnant!"
"Why?"
"Because she's totally into

Butt Capping!"

by scrappington2 September 11, 2014