Caolan

Commonly Irish, will have hair that is dark and messy and blue or green eyes. Will only talks about girls and obscure music from the 1960s. A nice person to be around who will do anything to make anyone laugh even it it means making an embarrasment of themselves.

- Whos that?

- Oh That’s Caolan, what a top bloke!

by ualreadyknowwhoitisbitchh July 9, 2019

Caolan

A man who is a tank would kill anyone in his path and needs to stay with his women

Caolan is a fucking tank but ugly lol

by Nsisuebrbdnsjw October 11, 2018

Caolan

Australian:
An epiphany which while completely logical is fundamentaly flawed.
A person who is so logical as to appear stupid.

Also spelled Kaylan.

Caolan: "If they took all the Heavy Medical equipment out of that ambulance it would go much faster!"
Observer: "A brilliant and eloquent statement, but you are still a Caolan."

by 10SecondSpecial December 13, 2008

Caolan

People with this name usually have a large penis

Wow is that caolan is dick is huge

by Gordonsmom October 11, 2019

Caolhain

The Scottish word for dog. A Caolhain is a friend, trusting, trustworthy, reliable, and almost selflessly loyal. Pronounced Cool-lane.

Dude, Sean is such a Caolhain!

by BoydClansman April 20, 2010

Caolann

Caolann is a wonderfully dramatic ass hole. Hugeee stoner. Will be the first to knock you down but first to pick you up again. Has a serious attitude problem but don't tell him that. Hot piece of ass but comes at a price. Class taste in tattoos. Huge dork but amazing word-smith. Side hoe number 4 my ass. Now shut up and let's have a smoke.

"Caolann"

"what a stoner"

by BloomingUnjust October 15, 2019

Caolan

very bipolar, usually has an android phone, never changes his clothes, very aburrido, he is my novio unfortunately

girl: who is this
me: this is caolan he has an android phone

by hi i’m spongey February 20, 2020