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Cannon Balls

First Mate of the Seamen of the South
known for accuracy over speed, as he is fat and slow
AKA CB
hey wheres CB?
he hasnt caught up yet
by flickyobeanz December 16, 2004
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pile of cannon balls

An often unsatisfying dump which, as a result of inadequate hydration, lacks the necessary bonding agent to form a large gratifying crap, and usually takes the shape of a pyramid in a mass of individual turds on the bottom of the toilet.
I just made a pile of cannon balls in there! Probably because I had a few beers last night, and ran a 5K this morning. .. I was so dehydrated.
by stall2 March 31, 2017
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Cannon Balls

a term that refers to a man's balls that have the abilty to teabag toilet water.

When a man's balls have lost their abilty to gravitate just slightly below their own penis.

A penis where the testicles have become so heavy they resemble a streched out piece of taffy
As Christian sat on the toilet his cannon balls tea bagged the toilet water.
by Pickerson July 20, 2010
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cannon balled

When a man sticks his balls in a woman’s vagina and the woman queefs turning it into a projectile.
“Dude you wouldn’t believe how far she cannon balled me last night.”
by Hunter McSexyTime May 8, 2021
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Cannon ballism

when another thing of the same species eats another thing of the same species. (ex: salmon eating catfish)
did you just see him commit cannon ballism
by Biologist1243 May 16, 2021
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Missouri Cannonball

Materials Needed:
funnel, balloon, mixing bowl, wooden spoon

Preparation:
Pinch a glorious loaf in a glass mixing bowl of your choice. Add urine, then use a wooden spoon to work it into a soupy solution. Inflate the balloon by mouth, then insert the funnel into the opening of the balloon and pour the solution in while trying to keep as much air contained as possible. To maximize efficiency, the truly daring may choose to blow extra air into the balloon after the fecal matter has neen added. Tie the balloon (or "cannonball," if you will), then hide it where you will be engaging in sexual intercourse with your significant other.

Execution:
While boofing your partner from behind, discretely retrieve the cannonball from its hiding spot. Arm yourself by holding the balloon high above your head with two hands. Suddenly, pull out without saying a word. When your partner turns around, unleash your battle cry: "YAHTZEE!" Quickly hurl the cannonball at their face, popping the balloon, releasing the soupy fecal matter, and thus concluding your relationship.
Brad: "Hey Jack, what happened to you and Steph? I heard you two broke up."
Jack: "Well, she was pissing me off so I decided to hit her with the good ol' Missouri Cannonball."
Brad: "Hoez will be hoez."
Jack: "Real talk" *high five*
by scrambangles November 19, 2012
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Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.
After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.
by Memphis Man November 3, 2013
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