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Cannock-Coffee

A clever means of avoiding an on-the-spot fine for drinking alcohol in a restricted zone; employed by ne'er-do-well's in Cannock, Staffordshire

To create a Cannock-Coffee, simply take a discarded Costa coffee cup and after ensuring it is empty, refill it with your favourite brand of super-strength lager.
"Hey Ralph, fancy grabbing a couple of Cannock-Coffees and heading to the church gardens, once we've had this skag?"
by iclimbedfences February 22, 2013
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Canuck

1. Slang term for Canadian

2. Lumberjack/Woodsman

3. Member or fan of the Vancouver Canucks NHL team.
1. "Those Canucks visited from north of the border"

2. "People think all Canadians are lumberjacks, which isn't true. A lot of us play hockey instead."

3. "The Canucks had a great season, but lost to the Bruins in the cup final."
by Jquiet November 6, 2011
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bluff canuck

Brad is from Canada and dont believe a word he says. He is bluff canuck.
by Wise Merican December 19, 2013
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Cannock Chase High School

Commonly known as "The Acedemy For Our Community", CCHS boasts a whopping 11% pass rate for their A-Level examinations, along with gum-infested underdesks, toilets that have cigarette air fresheners, and a management system similar to that of the Zimbabwe economy ministry.
Whilst the image of the school is more important to the headteacher (who shares a name with the protagonist of an advertisement for a certain cleaning product), the place doesn't seem more appetising to prospective students and parents alike than the rear end of a monkey. If said students should be enforced by their parents to attend, they will be successfully be transformed into rude, chavvy delinquents who will stand less chance of gaining qualifications than a hobo.
University interviewer: "So, where did you graduate from?"
Student: "Cannock Chase High School."
University interviewer: "Lolwut."
by GoddamnOverlord November 27, 2011
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canuckle

Cool dude of Canadian origin. Loves donuts (especially Tim Horton's), women and hockey. Not necessarily all at the same time, but it wouldn't hurt.
Man, that dude's a canuckle!
by Joe Bliney September 10, 2003
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canuck

Those canucks sure say eh and sorry alot...what is up with that? No wonder everyone just wants to go and squeak their cheeks...they're just too cute...albeit monotonous...LOL.

Canadian nickname
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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canuck

A Canadian. Also the name of a hockey team.
I live in Canada, I'm a Canuck.
by left4ded May 13, 2005
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