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Canklepotamus

1. A grossly obese reptile known for hidden colostomy bags, epileptic seizures, lesbianism and lying.
2. The 2016 Democrat Party nominee for President of the United States.
3. An evil cunt.
Did you see the dump the Canklepotamus took? It looks just like an UD volunteer editor!!!

The reason the FBI didn't indict is because there isn't a prison cell large enough to hold the Canklepotamus.

Hey, did you hear the Canklepotamus ' latest lie?

The Democrats gave us a bad choice between the Canklepotamus and a communist, smh.
by Johnny Midnyte September 10, 2016
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cankle meat

The meat of a cankle. A cankle is a calf and an ankle in one. it is caused by invert sugar. (so far as we know)
wow look at her cankle meat!!!
by Nova-rooms May 18, 2020
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cankles wankles

it means your actual dog shit at a game
yo kyle ur fucking cankles wankles at this game get off the team
by cooolguyyy March 30, 2021
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cup cankles

its where the person is so fat, that they have a layer of fat drooping over their cankles forming the shape of a cup cake.
look at the cup cankles on that fat lady!

hey dude, cover up your cup cankles.
by The Iraqi Beef March 23, 2011
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Cankle

The absence of a defined ankle on a person - whereby the calf of the leg merges directly into the foot. The calf appears to replace the ankle - hence the term "cankle".
Whoa, did you see the cankles on the chick? Looks like she has tree stumps for legs!
by Flibbity Shibby April 27, 2004
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cankle breeder

A family that bears children with cankles
They are a family of cankle breeders
by shi-nay-nay January 28, 2011
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Candledick

A person that shoots up the school then shoots off their cock
"OMG he had a bloschtinkon and a Candledick because his mom made him have a gangithorpe"
by Bambi Cock June 12, 2019
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