Eric Cantor

The current U.S. house majority leader and Eric Cartman's human form. Possibly the most immature douchebag ever to grace the halls of congress. Known for repeatedly interrupting the president during meetings, refusing to even discuss ideas put forth by the other party no matter how valid, and walking out if he can't get his way on everything.

When he couldn't get his cuts passed, decided to play politics with disaster victims by holding their relief funds hostage.

Thinks we should defund the USGS, because we don't really need all those earthquake sensors, do we? Apparently his deity doesn't agree - months after Cantor made those comments, an unprecedented magnitude 6 earthquake centered squarely in Cantor's own congressional district rattled the whole east coast.

Calls the Occupy Wall Street protesters "dangerous mobs pitting Americans against Americans", even though he referred to the Tea Party protests as "fighting on the front lines of a battle for our democracy".

Eric Cantor: "screw you guys, I'm going home."

by coffee_drinker October 17, 2011

cadork

A cadet who (sometimes subconsciously) does cadet-related actions outside of cadets, including (but not limited to) marching, walking in-step with or without other cadets, doing turns while standing, marching in place, standing at ease, calling people by last names only, telling time in 24-hours (like 0400hrs, 1500hrs) and using drill voice when trying to get attention. This person usually does not have much of a social life and is seen as taking his cadet job far too seriously.

normal kid: -stands still and talks to cadork-
cadork: -starts stomping on floor-
normal kid: WTF you doing?
cadork: Oh, shit, I was marching subconsciously again?!!

by Kirabera January 8, 2011

candoodle

A flask or bottle of spirits, typically whisky. Tends to be prefixed with "old".

Can I have a bit of the old candoodle?

by valdoran August 29, 2013

California Condor Nest

An excessively large or thick makeshift toilet seat cover constructed from very many interleaved strips of toilet paper placed around the seat rim. So called because of the resemblance to the nest of a very large bird.

Created by persons using a public toilet who cannot bear to have their buttocks touch the seat when a disposable cover is not available, or though to be too small, thin or flimsy to be effective.

Usually seen by others when the creator leaves the construction un-flushed and in-place on the seat after departing the public restroom.

Someone at my office keeps leaving a California condor nest in one of the stalls! I wish they'd flush the damn thing when they're done.

by 84579876874 June 29, 2011

Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites

rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE

by robber canter November 26, 2022

I cannor

whern someone tries to say i cannot but they make a typo

Person 1: I can see clearly now
Person 2: I cannor
Person 2: Cannot

by a guy with a big thor October 31, 2021

Cantoron

n. A weatherman that insists on reporting from hurricaine ground zero, mid-blizzard or at the beach when the tsunami hits. (origin - contraction of Cantore and Moron)

Channel 5 has their Cantoron reporting on Hurricane Katrina from downtown New Orleans!

How many Cantorons does the Weather Channel employ?

by JandBinAZ February 21, 2011