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Canadian Tuxedo 

Having sex while wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and using maple syrup as lube
Dude: “Bro, last night Jessic finally let me use the Canadian Tuxedo!”
Canadian Tuxedo by BradHuttButt March 10, 2019

Canadian tuxedo 

Plaid flannel shirt, denim jacket, and denim jeans tucked into a pair of hip waders, usually pulled all the way and attached to the jeans belt.
John developed a huge hardon every time he wore his full Canadian tuxedo while walking in the rain
Canadian tuxedo by Docksee January 17, 2024

Canadian Tuxedo 

A sexual act between two males whereby one man ejaculates on the other's neck supine, giving him a pearl necklace. Then, dipping his balls in the semen at the centre of his companions throat, spread the semen into a bow tie shape.
Man, I gave Aaron the best Canadian Tuxedo last night... he loves his formal wear

french canadian tuxedo 

An all white denim version of the Canadian tuxedo.
I saw some hipsters rocking some sweet french canadian tuxedos the other day. I bet they were off to do some parkour.

Canadian Hippie Tuxedo 

Similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, the Canadian Hippie Tuxedo involves personalized, acid-washed patterns on the jeans and jean jacket. Typical dress code for weddings in Stayner, Ontario.
"Neil wore his finest Canadian Hippie Tuxedo for the official inauguration of Camp Cletus."
Canadian Hippie Tuxedo by Camp Cletus September 24, 2013