A term invented by a user on Twitch by the name of "Phase6ix" used to describe women's large breasts.
"Bruh those are not milkers those are mf Calcium Cannons! Weapons of Mass Distraction! If she doesn't keep those things in the holster George Bush is gonna reassemble a strike team to go retrieve them!"
"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"
"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"
"The enemy is attacking! Man the mammaries! Unleash the Calcium Cannons!"
"It's hard to look at your eyes with those Calcium Cannons aimed at my face!"
by Actual Genius October 22, 2022
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by Rich Lawson May 31, 2005
Get the mammary cannons mug.two erect penises are placed on top of the ears, against a woman's head, and skeet cum globs at a penis facing the womans face.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
the penis in facing the woman attempts to drown the nasal bridge
and
the "cannons" attempt to cover the lone penis in ball sauce.
the goal of the game is simple:
should the lone cannon succeed, the other males must lick the cum off the woman's nose simultaneously as well as any cum on the lone penis.
and should the cannons succeed,
the lone penised male must place the cum
in his asshole and suck it out with a crazy straw.
typically the woman is beheaded afterward, but murdering a virgin may replace this act.
by Captain Frosty March 4, 2009
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Get the Bring Out The Cannons mug.The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.
by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010
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Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
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