Rob Cantor

yellow tie (this suave fellow) writes heterophonic tunes of how love bites

rOB CANTOR being rOB CANTOR as always in his alboom NOT a TRAMPOLINE

by robber canter November 26, 2022

Maven Calore

The best and most interesting character from the Red Queen series by Victoria Aveyard. He is the favorite character of the majority of fans and Victoria herself. He is a 17 year old boy who has blue eyes, pale skin, and black hair. He is a burner and has fire abilities. SPOILER WARNING. He was abused and manipulated by his evil mother since he was a child. The real villain of the series is Elara Merandus, his mother. He tried to break away from her grasp, but he couldn't. He deserved better than how he was treated by the other characters. Although he was turned into a monster by his mother, deep down he was waiting for someone to save him. He lost everyone that he had ever loved, and he should not have died. Maven deserved the world. He truly is a tragic character.

Person 1: "Who is your favorite character from Red Queen?"
Person 2: "Is that even a question? Maven Calore of course! He's amazing, and he deserved better."

by itsamber April 7, 2021

600 calorie pack

When instead of eating the intended 100 calorie pack and being healthy, you eat the whole box (of 6).

She's so fat, always eating 600 calorie packs!

by yumyumyumyum May 18, 2010

calorie bomb

Any food item, snack, or meal that contains an ungodly amount of calories (and usually fat, too). It is guaranteed to go straight to your waist, hips, and/or ass, blowing your figure to hell in the process.

Guilt and the consumption of calorie bombs go hand in hand, although the former is rarely strong enough to override the impulse to do the latter.

Bob: "Oh man, I just ran five miles, and I was so hungry when I got home that I inhaled an entire goddamn bag of Cheetos."
Larry: "Why would you do that? You just got hit with a calorie bomb."

Jenny: "I think I'm going to order dessert. Mmmmm, chocolate cake."
Susy: "Two words: CALORIE BOMB. Are you sure you still want it?"
Jenny: "Well, not when you put it that way."

by J - Train April 20, 2010

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

Caltrain foamer

Someone who foams hard over Caltrain. They usually live in Redwood City California and will go as far as to tell someone to end their life for not liking Caltrain or threaten to sue Caltrain for retiring their F40ph fleet.

A Caltrain foamer argues with someone saying Caltrain is the worlds best railroad

by JulianRailroad November 3, 2021

empty calories

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010