the call of the void

the call of the void is the thought to jump off the ledge you are standing on; wondering what would happen if you drove your car into another car or person; it is the thought of "I could kill someone so easily right now" when holding a knife, hammer, or what have you. it is the insane desire of our unconscious, but it is nothing to worry about unless you relish and enjoy these thoughts.

last week i visited the grand canyon with my girlfriend. as we stood on a ledge and looked out over the world, the call of the void entered my head:

"one little nudge and she's dead"

i shuddered as the thought crossed my mind, and it left my mind as soon as it entered.

by murka durka September 17, 2013

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.

by ‍‍ January 15, 2021

i should call her/him

When you are reminded of a person by inanimate objects in a sexual way.

*squirting lotion on hand* i should call her/him or *mixing mac n cheese* i should call her/him

by lolpp37 June 13, 2020

douchebag casting call

When a needy & pathetic girl posts/tweets her desperation for a boyfriend. Usually getting the attention of every douchebag who's able to read it, knowing they'll need little to no effort to get her, keep her, and treat her as crappy as they want.

Post: "I really wish I just had someone to be by my side. I'm so tired of being alone. Why doesn't anyone out there want me?"
Reply: "You know damn well that's a douchebag casting call. Now every asswipe is gonna come running to treat you like crap."

by Raixor November 24, 2013

better call saul effect

the occurrence of the feeling of discomfort (or inability to continue) while watching other tv shows because better call saul sets the bar too high

it's better call saul effect again, my brain won't allow watching any show on tv.

by Ultiminati April 27, 2022

...And don't call me shirley

Famous line from the comedy movie "Airplane!". Used when someone uses the word "Surely" in their sentence. "Surely" sounds like "Shirley" when spoken, and therefore making sound as though your name is Shirley, or talking to someone called Shirley.

"Surely you can't be serious?"
"I am serious...And don't call me Shirley."

by Sakasaka March 11, 2014

Call on Line 2

Another way of telling someone you need to get away to take a poo.

Dude, hold that thought, I will be right back, I've got a call on line 2.

by Omnimous September 21, 2009