calfhead

Complete knob, unable to spell, often seen sitting near a hobbit called Ben.
Invented the word whight

Hey calfhead what the fuck is this you have done! You complete muppet can't you spell

by Ben September 16, 2003

calflet

A Calflet is a piece of string, thread, whatever you use that is worn below the knee that rests on top of the calf. Think of it as an anklet for your calf.

"So I hear calflets are the new rage in Seattle."

by smokeadietch September 27, 2009

curvy calfee

a usually vulumptuous and curvy man, that has the perfect combination of chunk and funk

Mmm Curvy Calfee is lookin extra chunky and delicious today!

by NOTHIN BUT CHUNK December 3, 2007

Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.

I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.

by ivniverpoopdmeselfinmornin July 18, 2015

Calfless

Being in a state of having little or no calf muscles

Mr Field would constantly look in the mirror to see if his muscles had grown but he was always disappointed. He would always be a Calfless loser and not live up to his dad's gladiatorial legacy

by Mr Field March 14, 2019

calfie

a name for romantic relationship between corey howarth and alfie hawkins, created by sue black aka the best fanfic writer.

calfie is the best ship in secondo. i said what i said.

by heytheresue July 13, 2019

calfen

A small group of elitist, wealthy And alpha-gentlemen.

Oh there comes calfen two hours late because they are so cool.

by Simon Gate November 19, 2020