Calabash Seafood

A shitty place where mediocre seafood is overpriced and served to unsuspecting senior citizens.

I'm 70 years old, have fifty bucks, no sense of smell, and am looking to greatly lower my health, where should i go?

Calabash Seafood

by steven1243 February 21, 2010

Calabasas

Small city in the Los Angeles county area known for its expensive cost of living, small number of rooms (just 4 rooms for 6 people) and expensive smoothies ($29!!). Most often discussed in relation to leaving it to go somewhere else. Just 10 minutes from Malibu, which is sad, because there's nothing happening in Malibu.

Let's fly from Calabasas to Chicago, St Louis, and New York. Or anywhere really.

by freddiesaiditwasok August 16, 2018

calabasas

probobly one of the greatest cities on the face of the planet. Harvard University did a study in 2002 about the most desirable place to live on the planet. this study was a Stratified Random Sample (SRS) of every major province in the world. The study took 3 years to complete. The surveyors used a 95% confidence interval. Basically the study was extremely accurate. At the end of the study they found that the united states was the most desirable place to live, they did a sub study and found that of those who wanted to live in the united states or already live in the united states, 82.46% want to live in the state of California; next they found that 92.17% want to live in the southern california area; at a conclusion, they found that the most desirable area in the world to be the intersection between the beaches of malibu and the city of los angeles. AKA CALABASAS! The city is 15 minutes from the beach, 15 minutes from the city. it doesnt have the ghost town feeling of the beach area and it doesnt have the crowded polluted dangerous city feeling. It is the perfect location. The house prices have been booming. Major celebrities from all over live in calabasas or will move to calabasas sooner or later. The Calabasas areas include the west hills portion, and the bell canyon areas of the valley circle. The school has a population of approximately 2000 students. The principle has stated that there has only been 1 school fight in the history of the school. The school is rated as one of the best schools in the country. It is ranked at # 112 out of all the high schools in the nation. The girls at the school are absolutely gorgeous and the guys are probobly some of the most fun around! the parties are always amazing! The city has a very low crime rate. There are many gated communites which house some of the biggest CEOs for fortune 500 companies. THERE IS SOO MUCH WEALTH! the city is ranked the 75th wealthiest zip code out of the 40,000 in the united states!!!! The kids drive mercedes, BMW, m3, lexus, and cadillacs. Just to show off their wealth, the city of calabasas has the biggest rolex on the face of the planet as their clock tower in "The Commons" shopping area. The city has so much life with 3 movie theaters near by. 2 malls and many shopping centers. Everything is located within a 10 minute drive. The city is also known for their mansions in the mountains with beautiful views. and a beautiful lake! I wish i lived in calabasas. It is the best place on earth.

i wish i lived in calabasas

by kevin1234567 May 6, 2006

Calibashing

Extreme hateful rhetoric said about California especially the culture, politics, government, and people.

The man who had never been to California in his life started Calibashing the state.

by Type2GenomeManiac October 29, 2021

Calabasas Sprinkler

Only realistic if you have fierce and soft diarrhea, the kind you might chance upon after a spicy meal or a binge at PF Chang's. To achieve: point your anus toward the sky, proceed to projectile shit and periodically redirect your ablutions (left or right) in the same way a lawn sprinkler may redirect water on a front lawn.

Had the worst shits the other night, decided to do a Calabasas Sprinkler all over the bath

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Calabasas High School

Amazing school. 10/10 recommend sending your kids here. The people are truly amazing and the teachers care. ASB is lit and is a fun way to get involved in school. If you don't like Ciroc don't come to this school.

I wanna be a badass bitch mom, let me go to Calabasas High School.

by BADASSSBITCHYESSS July 12, 2017

Calabasas High School

The Designated Spawn site for rich white kids.Your school has Toyota Camrys and Honda Civics, we have Mercedes C300s and BMW 3-Series. Ask anyone from this high school if we have seen Kim Kardashian or Travis Scott because we love letting people who don't live in Calabasas know who we have seen. We get pretty annoying about it. If you go to this school just know you are better than everyone else cuz it is what it is.

Damn did you know Dylan goes to Calabasas High School? Yeah he has a Mercedes and always wears Bass Pro Shops Hats!

by CEOofTheGulag April 20, 2020