caketastrophe

A cake or cake-like dessert, such as a cupcake or delectable cookie-cake, that represents, inspires, or responds to a catastrophe. Such artistic desserts were first imagined in the salons of late-18th century Paris during discussions of the plight of the Sans-culottes. The oft-repeated "let them eat cake" reflected the aristocratic belief that the Parisian poor should indulge in cakestrophe so that they might come to understand the futility of resisting the will of the Second Estate. Because the discourse of these educated salon-frequenters was primarily grounded in esoteric cake theory and not in practice, caketastrophe remained a largely conceptual dessert until the innovations of Brown University undergraduates in the fall of 2007. These brave students, inspired by the work of Hemmingway and certain gay fantasies, struggled against the forces of uncooperative frosting and poorly calibrated dorm ovens to produce the first recorded caketastrophes.

Dude 1: "Why does your cake resemble mutilated genitals?"
Dude 2: "Haven't you ever heard of a caketastrophe before?"
Dude 1: "No"
Dude 2: "I guess this is the end of our friendship"
Dude 1: "Yeah"

by JBagley December 14, 2007

cakebaker

someone who is always with their signifcant other; more effort than just sex

Marty Schumm was being a cakebaker all night.

by Larry Thomas January 5, 2009

Cakewalker

one who walks on cake

Colin is a Cakewalker , he has problems.

by BananaLicker May 4, 2008

cakeeater

1. (noun./adj.)- someone who is rich, goes shopping every weekend =x

2. irene

irenes a cakeeater

by WHO ELSE! March 21, 2003

Caretaker

A caretaker is someone who can also care for your, taking to -death.

I knew my time expired when the caretaker appeared to me, to show me the way into the next realm.

-or-

The caretaker took me into the next plane of existence after the last expired.

-the caretaker arrived, to ensure I will pass on into the next existence/experience of life, after death.

by Thethoughtsyouneverremember October 31, 2021

Caretaker

A mature and generally older Dom who has taken on the responsibility of taking care of either aShe Furry or Little type sub.

She identifies as a cat and he's her caretaker.

by Son of The Dude January 4, 2022

CakkaTaker

The act of someone recieving sexual favours in their shit box

That guy at the bar, he's a right CakkaTaker

Anyone want a CakkaTaker, only £2.99

by CoroJob king November 3, 2020