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Café Owner

A group of people on stan twitter.

Someone can become one by joining one of our groupchats and then putting "café owner" in their name.
The café owners stan Lana Del Rey, Nicki Minaj, Marina and Lorde.
The café owners will drag anyone that goes against them 👁️
The use of "👁️" means they see you and will drag you the next time you try it.

Dm @bustedew, @ fiftysbaby @nosoylaprincesa

The original café owner is @fiftysbaby.
Don't drag café owners, they'll end you 👁️
by Nickicafe June 1, 2019
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Café Kréyòl Show

Café Kréyòl or Café Kréyòl Show is an organization and also known as a tv show that is only interesting in music showcases, acoustic unplugged, comedy showcases, culture, and foods. The event is every Friday afternoon and people have access to live music performances and more for only $20 per Friday.
Café Kréyòl Show was launched in Cap-Haïtien by Bon Déjeuner! Radio?
by Mikee Brown September 28, 2018
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Café Owner Anti

- People who hate the group of twitter stans who call themselves café owners.
- There’s not really a reason for this, except that they’re jealous of not being included. So sad.

- Obsessed with tweeting about how the café owners are a disease and have no lives, but apparently don’t have enough of a life for themselves to stop tweeting about them.

- Get weirdly annoyed by two word phrases.
“no i don’t think you understand... i’m a café owner anti... i’m obsessed with the café owners.”
by CaféCultist June 1, 2019
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White Moose Café

A café in Dublin, Ireland known for its hearty meat dishes and off-the-chain social media accounts, which are apparently run by a self-confessed troll called Paulie. So far, the White Moose has engaged in on-line feuds with Vegans, Brazilians, digital photographers, and other nefarious denizens of the Net. This problematic behavior has resulted in a massive amount of fake restaurant reviews and a world-wide cult following for the café.
Did you hear? The White Moose Café is now at war with furries! They've made Fox News again.
by RazorEm September 11, 2016
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Café Kréyòl Show (Event)

Café Kréyòl or Café Kréyòl Show is an organization and also known as a tv show that is only interesting in music showcases, acoustic unplugged, comedy showcases, culture, and foods. The event is every Friday afternoon and people have access to live music performances and more for only $20 per Friday.
Café Kréyòl Show (Event) is an event that was launched by Bon Déjeuner! Radio to bring entertainment to the people in Cap-Haïtien.
by Mikee Brown September 28, 2018
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Café Papi

The official sponsor of getting your life together. A specialty single serve coffee that makes life easier. One sip and suddenly you’re answering emails, hitting deadlines and maybe even making it to the gym. It’s dangerously convenient, scarily good and honestly kind of life-changing.
"Wow, I think Patricia really got her life together."
"Yeah, I heard she drinks Café Papi now."
by Café Papi January 20, 2025
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Lady of the Café

A low-grade female gold digger who exploits dates for meals. Is known to say “chivalry is dead” whenever confronted. Derived from the euphemism “Lady of the Night”, which means prostitute.
Tanya is a Lady of the Café. She’s had seven dates this week, and it’s Thursday.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
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