Butten

Butten (or buttening) is the art of pushing someone elses nose upwards to make them look like a pig while they grin and bare their teeth.
Can be used in good or bad situations.

Dave: 'Hey, you look nice today'
*butten*
...'Now you look even better'

by fapface123 November 13, 2012

buttknob

originated by the greatest pitcher of all time, Dylan Vytlacil..its the now you must turn on in order to use your butt in any way.

I have to fart, i must turn my buttknob first

by Sidric The Entertainer February 9, 2005

buttfensive

The act of being butt hurt and defensive at the same time.

Jon was acting buttfensive when I told him his car was slowing then mine.

by Arvin1 November 13, 2017

Buttlennium

A really long length of time, usually a crappy one.

There I was sitting through another boring ass meeting that seemed to take a buttlennium to finish.

It seemed a buttlennium since the last time she put out.

by ,_\ ( ) |-| /\/ March 14, 2009

buttknuckle

buttknuckle-
the knuckle of your arse.

perverts
the guy who cried donkey
an ostriche's pine cone
the alphabet's squiggle
a mushroom's dick
the wiggles
magenta from blue's clues
muno from yo gabba gabba

"ow! i hurt my buttknuckle when i fell on my arse!"

"that guy just looked at my boobs and drooled out of his dick"

by dj lance July 11, 2011

buttknuckles

Singular: Noun: hip bones that protrude like knuckles when a girl is bent over; Most apparent on skinny girls.

During doggie-style sex, a woman's buttknuckles can diminish the sexual experience.

by pullon7 February 4, 2010

buttenis

Rotten stench of butt and penis ... male version of buttussy

That man's crotch reeks of buttenis

by sexysaver January 1, 2014