Buttfury

The act of shitting so hard it feels like a tornado out your ass.

Guy 1 "I need to go to the toilet"
Guy 2 "k"
*5mins later*
Guy 1 "I just had the sickest buttfury"
Guy 2 "Gross dude" or "Fucking awesome"

by Cumplosa December 13, 2012

Buttfuckery

The idea or suspicion that someone may but attempting to screw you over.

I'm not really sure what Tom is up to, but I sense some intense buttfuckery at work here!

by Orion79 July 3, 2011

buttfuckery

Synonym for faggotry. See also buttfucketry.

Way too much buttfuckery going on here.

by iowa dogg June 26, 2005

buttfucking Democrat

Largely self-explanatory. A buttfucking democrat is a wildly liberal individual, who may, in many cases, actually engage in sodomistic acts. Buttfucking Democrats usually infest large cities where they spread diseases such as syphilis and genital warts to other buttfucking Democrats.

Rush Limbaugh: So, caller, what do you think of Obama?

Caller: He's a buttfucking Democrat.

by jj1221 October 21, 2009

East Buttfuck

1. Any place that's in the "middle of nowhere".

2. Another name for Quincy, Massachusetts.

It took me over an hour to get here, I live over there in East Buttfuck.

by MRT3 May 9, 2009

Buttfucker Todd

A man who loves children.

Buttfucker Todd is a pedophile.

by gcate December 17, 2018

Buttfuck insane

An exclamatory phrase used in a fit of rage to denote an idea or concept that seems to supersede any realm of reality

“Have oral sex with a cow? On a Sunday? You must be buttfuck insane”

by Aspergicbastarx September 13, 2020