Buttsap

Unintentionally sending text someone on Whatsapp, while phone is in back pocket.

Me: What is this?

Sarah: Oops, sorry! I sent it via Buttsap.

by musaeffendi July 1, 2022

beluga buttface

A very ugly person with a face similar to the anus of a beluga

"Ron Jeremy may have a huge dick, but he's totally a beluga buttface!"

by The Replicator December 20, 2014

buttfack

Anal intercourse between two heterosexual males, in which the balls of both participants do not come in contact of each other. Seperation of the balls may be as insignificant as a slip of paper to keep the act heterosexual and thus distinguish the buttfack from the buttfuck.

NOTE: the buttfuck between two men is a homosexual act in contrast to the buttfack.

Hugh Heffner and George Bush are free to buttfack as much as they want without losing their heterosexuality.

by George Freud July 30, 2005

buttface

N. a person who you secretly love and just can't stop thinking about, even though you know you should. (by calling someone a buttface you cover up the fact in a flirty way that you love them)

He is such a buttface; I love him.(:

by SAMANTHA shocker December 25, 2007

buttflap

Those goofy squares of cloth, sometimes cut from an old tshirt or some other random piece of cloth (but now available at hot topic probably) that alot of street punks wear dangling from the back of their pants.

Freddie had to lift his buttflap out of the way to get his H out of his back pocket.

by biscuit eater September 13, 2005

buttface magoo

chunky fourteen year-old band geeks who are frequently bullied, harrassed, and incessantly teased by their younger peanut siblings.

matthew thomas o'brien is a buttface magoo

by Molly, Steven, and Sam November 23, 2007

buttface

a horrible ailment of which the sufferer has an ass for a face.
instead of talking, they emit large amounts of methane gas from slitted pores located beneath their inverted nostrils. This is a painful process for both them, and the surrounding people.

Person 1: "Hey, I heard Nick was a buttface, that's pretty funny"
Person 2: "It's actually a serious condition that is not a laughing matter. Too soon."

by Kackling December 28, 2009